Newlyweds beware – there’s a whole bunch of annoying questions about to come your way!
When the wedding is over and you’ve ticket off everything on the post wedding to-do list you’ll find yourself bombarded with questions about your future. We’ve put together the most annoying things that as a newlywed couple, you might just hear.
1. So when are you having kids?
Your future with the person you love is just beginning, and you definitely don’t want to be rushed. Whether you have decided or not, this is a personal and unwanted question.
2. I don’t believe in marriage
A lovely thing to hear since you worked so hard to create the day of your dreams. Equally glad that you invited them along to be part of your special day.
3. Are you going to miss being single?
Yes I’m sure you would choose a night in with a bar of galaxy rather than a date night with your hubby. It’s an obvious no.
4. Did you consummate on your wedding night?
Your wedding night is just as special as the day, keep things private and don’t share personal things.
5. Oh you’re changing your name, isn’t that anti-feminist?
Thanks for being positive about taking the same name as your husband.
6. You’re not changing your name? What about when you have children?
Your imaginary children will be fine, now mind your own business.
7. Your wedding was nice but…
There are no buts. Stop them right there because any criticism is definitely not wanted.
8. How much did your wedding cost?
It’s not your concern, but every single penny was worth it.
9. Are you pregnant?
No I am not. I just really, really made the most of the all you can eat buffets on honeymoon, thanks!
Aswell as having to face all the annoying comments, you may also be feeling a little flat once the wedding is over. Make sure you see our top tips for getting over the post wedding blues.