13 Jul 2016
This Wedding RSVP Card is Hilarious
Have you ever been invited to a wedding and thought, 'Well, I'll accept your invitation but I don't want to because my partner's not invited/no children are allowed/we don't actually get on'. Or maybe 'YES I am so coming - I might meet the one at this wedding!' But all you can do is tick yes or no.
Not now! A Reddit user has revealed the awesome RSVP card they recieved and it's so funny - we think all RSVP cards should be like this from now on:
The options are as follows:
I Regretfully Accept Because:
I only like one of you
I have to rearrange my entire schedule
I am part of a decades' long feud against members of your family
I Accept with Great Excitement Because:
I am glad you are getting married
I want to meet 'that special someone'
I am family
I am Bringing a Date Because:
They are my spouse/significant other
I love triangles!
I'm going to propose at your reception
I am Coming Without a Date Because:
My spouse/significant other is unavailable
I desire to meet someone at your reception
I don't want to bring a date
I am Bringing Children ______:
Who require their own seat
Who have been flower girls or ring bearers
Who are imaginary
I Found this Method of Determining Guest Numbers:
Similar to the Spanish inquisition
How funny is that?! Would you send RSVP card this - and how would you feel if you received one?
Tell us your fave option for responding from the above in the comments!